
Half term heaven was very nearly a prophetic title since I collapsed in town on Monday afternoon and had to be whisked away to the hospital again. The general consensus seems to be that my heart keeps slowing down to the extent that sometimes it misses a few beats.Knitting, brushing my hair and laughing also seem to cause problems which set off the heart monitor frequently while I was in hospital, on one occassion when N came to visit the monitor reacted so violently it was a close run thing whose heart would fail, mine from laughing or his with shock when the alarm sounded which of course just made me laugh even more. After a few days in hospital they let me out with the prospect of another battery of tests to see why it's happening, a little bottle of Nitrolingual to spray under my tongue if I get pains in my chest and instructions to ring 999 if it happens. All a bit too dramatic for my liking, especially the additional restrictions on driving, working, walking etc until the cardiologist thinks its safe.I'm confined to the sofa for a while but have to admit that just walking around the house to go to the kitchen or bathroom feels like a major achievement at the moment and sends me thankfully back to the sofa.
I got home on Thursday afternoon, in time to watch the plumber rip out the old cooker and see my son remove the old oven housing with a sledge hammer...he enjoyed that!
On Friday morning a big white van arrived containing my new (reconditioned) Everhot, having lost the racing green one I had contacted Everhot to ask if they ever got cookers returned in part exchange for the larger models. The initial answer was no but just a couple of days later I got a message to say that they had got a cream 60cm model with the wooden handles and if I was interested they would recondition it and fit it for me. I think it took almost a second to answer YES and I waited hopefully to see what it would be like. When it arrived it was wrapped in a padded cover and when that was removed I was amazed, the rope seals are all new and the surfaces have been polished so it looks brand new. By 11o'clock it was fitted and commissioned and the kitchen began to warm up. Oh the joy of having a warm kitchen at last! Because I spent most of last week in the hospital the cupboards and worktops in the kitchen haven't been sorted out so the Everhot stands like a little beacon in a sea of chaos. I'm not allowed to do much more than boil the kettle on it but it is a delight to use and will be producing meals and cakes as soon as I'm fit (in the meantime my son is learning to use it and proving to be an excellent cook).
To cheer me up my son has been suggesting some things I should do when I'm better one of which was to get a tattoo, suggestions have ranged from a knitted skull and crossed needles, a Royal Copenhagen logo, or a list of my medications tattoed down my back. Other possibilities include ride a motor-trike (oh yes please) or go and see the Northern Lights. He's offered to pay for the tattoo!




